there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Randomize
