Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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