Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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