is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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