he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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