Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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