All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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