i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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