It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
