There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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