i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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