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  • Shotgun wedding. If he doesn't use a condom he probably deserves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Haha I wonder who from western mass this it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 8:18 Wow. Way to not take a joke you douche. Also, what's so hard about not impregnating a girl? WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM. If you think she's the kind that would poke holes in condoms, why the fuck are you sleeping with her anyway? (and you know, keep them locked away and provide them yourself like a big boy)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Then get a divorce at that rate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:13pm
  • 9:44. I don't give out my number. But anonymous sexting turns me on (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:20pm
  • maybe some one should push u down some mothafuckin stairs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:26am
  • Someone shud slap the fucking taste outta ur mouth and I'm a woman a real one not a little immature girl like u What kind of low ass self esteem do u have to have to hae to trap a man If he don't want u now he isn't gonna want u pregnant sweetie Get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Please keep going lol phone number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:44pm
  • lol some ho tried telling me she was preggo once, and i was like have fun with that. (as if i would be like oh i love you now lets spend our life together) she got her period the next day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:32am
  • LMFAO!

    Submitted by Samia on Jun 10, 10 at 7:59am
  • It sounds like the guy has cold feet. The OP is just being sarcastic. Way to project your fears kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:43pm
  • Tell me how bad you want me to keep going and I will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Just use the pull out method. That always works. Doesn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:29pm
  • DIRTY DESPERATE SLUTS PROPOSE THIS WAY. WHOOOOOOOOORE !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:34pm
  • That was my every intention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:41pm
  • What the fuck is going on between 8:14 and 8:15? lmao like wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Wow 8:18. Also nice call on not saying "girls" or "women". By referring to us all by using the general term "bitches" does nothing more than prove exactly how chauvanistic and fat headed you are. Take your homophobic, white trash, piece of shit, ass elsewhere. We don't need to hear your shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:34pm
  • haha this is absolutely amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:32am
  • Throw me onto a counter and you can fuck me in the ways that you only dreamed of. It can be hard and fast or slow and mind blowing. I can practically feel you right now. Mostly because I am touching myself... What do you look like? I am 5"7, 103 pounds, C cup, and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Not one piece of this is a lie... I swear (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Chill the fuck out dudes, it's a joke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:38pm
  • I thought 836 sounded reasonable to me I'm a guy and I don't think women should even joke about these kinds of things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Yeah, great. Pop out a more-than-likely tard baby. Why should they have to suffer because you're a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:17am
  • 8:13 Really? after the second one you didn't just get a vasectomy? Hell, after the first one you did it again? Just chop off your dick, you don't know how to use it anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:58am
  • That is so western mass!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:27pm
  • That's sooo the slovakian immigrant way...this should be a 610 area code. Haha DD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:05am
  • This is 8:14. I don't know 8:15, but I'm horny and he (hopefully it's a he) was getting off on it. So I let it keep going (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Amazing! I love seeing 413 texts on here. Represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:17pm
  • An abortion is cheaper than a wedding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Shotgun wedding? I love those!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:05am
  • I understad that this is prolly sarcasm a it's dumbest But there r girls who really do this shit I'm just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 8:47 is the OP....dumb biatch! Lmfao!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:49pm
  • That doesn't work as well as you'd think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:29am
  • 8:18 And men like you are why there are battered women's shelters. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:33pm
  • i was turned on by reading it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Haha, when I first read this, I thought it said "and get him pregnant" and I was a little confused. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:59pm
  • I loooove being on the bottom. But if I'm on top, I can grab your hands and pin you down so that I can fuck you however I'd like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Wow. She can ruin her own life, I don't care. But she better not bring a child into the world and ruin his/her life. Our society sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:34pm
  • the fact that there are cunts like this out there is THE reason men learn to treat all bitches like crap. She wants his sperm to trap him for child support and alimony rather than get a fucking job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm
  • 8:36/8:39 You need to learn how to type and spell. Because right now you sound as dumb as a girl who would actually try and force a shotgun wedding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:47pm
  • yeah or like if she's on top she can't get pregnant. it's gravity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:17pm
  • That's what all 4 of my ex gfs did ..FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:13am
  • Bitchez are fuuuucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:09am
  • I'll take it up the ass if you use enough lube (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Yessssss I was first! My friends are gonna be so jealous!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Should I keep going?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:28pm
  • I Would let you cum on me, in me, or I would swallow if you would prefer. There is nothing more that I would rather do than fuck, cook you some dinner naked, fuck you again, watch a hockey/football/baseball/basketball game, and let you do something naughty to me everytime a point is scored...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:27pm
  • There is nothing that I love more than sucking the tip just enough to send shivers down a guys spine. Or running my nails down your back just enough to feel incredible. I like having my legs on your shoulders while you fuck me. It leaves me speechless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm
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