Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
