ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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