So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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