porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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