ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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