So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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