I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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