I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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