Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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