I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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