ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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