This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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