Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize