Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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