Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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