Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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