I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I lost the right to judge tonight
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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