when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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