Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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