Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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