i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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