Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
There's always time for handjobs
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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