They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
