I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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