How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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