It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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