I am puke
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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