At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Ladies don't puke and tell
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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