butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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