It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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