he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i think i just lost a toe
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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