She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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