Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
This girl is more easily done than said...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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