It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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