I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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