..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just had sex on a roof
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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