fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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