i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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