sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm like, not good at living.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
