Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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