apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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