Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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