omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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