I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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