Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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