i think i have herpe
just one?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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