How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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