Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I am mentally ready for anal.
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