He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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