So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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